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Bear vs. Pirate, Part 2: Swashbuckled!
The Pirate Hordes Descend on WacoYo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rebel Yell! The Pirates of Lubbock sailed into town, raping and pillaging all that they encountered. The Homecoming game was a sight that makes...
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I don't like Mondays: Week 1
This is my version of Red's "Around the Quad." First and foremost, I'd like to thank Red in front of this BearMeat audience for all the hard work he has put forth into keeping the Editorial Board...
View ArticleCrank that Baylor Bear
Some of our older/out-of-touch readers may not recognize this song "Soulja Boy" and its accompanying dance moves, but to see Baylor students perform it with some modified lyrics is quite hilarious. The...
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Schnupp: The Final Word
Leave it to the NoZe Brothers to have the final say on former assistant football coach Eric Schnupp, whose urinary antics at Scruffy's were the stuff of nation-wide watercooler conversation. This ad...
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The Nail in the Coffin
Following the public relations disaster of the Tet Offensive during the Vietnam War, it was clear that not only was the U.S. not winning the "hearts and minds" of the South Vietnamese, but it was...
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BearMeat Caption Contest
Thanks to Asst Editor Scamp for alerting us to the reality of the upcoming Lady & Gentlemen Bears hoops seasons. In honor of Admiral Mulk and Baby Face Drew, we present this photo from the...
View ArticleSoolai, Soolai, Solomon
Venkman:All right, miss. Have you or has any member of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic or mentally incompetent?Librarian: Well, my uncle thought he was St. Jerome.Jerome Solomon. I don't...
View ArticleDMN and Chronicle Report: GuyMo is Gone After Season
According to the Dallas Morning News and the Houston Chronicle, sources within the athletic department have stated that Guy Morriss will be gone after the season - Baylor will buy out the remainder of...
View ArticleBREAKING NEWS: Baylor Athletic Dept. Responds
In light of the most recent embarrassment resulting from the ongoing tug of war for power between the Baylor Board of Regents and the actual Baylor Athletic Department, a video response has been...
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Bear vs. Landgrabber: A Televised Mess
How long must I wrestle with my thoughts and every day have sorrow in my heart? How long will my enemy triumph over me? Psalm 13:2First, let us take stock of the good news from last night's game:...
View ArticleRight Now: Return of the International 3 Point Carnival
The following is a YouTube of BearIllustrated.com's attempt to hype up the men's basketball season. It contains the absolute makings of 2007 Baylor Men's Basketball Gold: Coach Drew's defensive...
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I don't like Mondays: It's Wednesday Edition
OK. Move it along, folks. Nothing to see here. Keep walking.And that is what we shall do. BearMeat reserves the right to lean heavily on our hollow crutches filled to the brim with Rebel Yell this...
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GuyMo's Final Words
From the mouth of the esteemed Jerry Hill (may you one day be able to drop "assistant" from your title. Like me.)...After failing to produce the “winner” he promised five years ago, Baylor head...
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Baptists Defeat the Catholics! Tommy Bowden & the Lutherans Pray for Big Money!
Where's yer Messiah now, Beckwith?The G-Bears have victoriously moved on to the finals of Aaron Bruce's All-Star Poon-Tang Jam in a hot 'n' sweaty affair in the deeply thatched jungles of the U.S....
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Guvn'r Pat's Scenes From a TurdPolisher
At approximately 3pm, Central Standard Time, the following image was snapped and stolen from the craziest and inane internet sports fan message board, TurdPolishers.com.TurdPolishers is an exact...
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Eagle vs. Bear: Sorta Live Bloggin'
So the Alico got the DVR. Apparently I thought Judge Baylor was talking about some sexual disease he had obtained from our latest untested intern, Clerk Judith McKenzie Le. But no, the good Judge was...
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The President Bids Farewell to BearMeat
Dear Readers,How I love the seventeen of you with all of my being. So, it is with a heavy heart and a belly full of Rebel Yell that I must speak honestly: The ghost you know as President Reddin "Red"...
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I Know A Winner When I See One
Last Sunday as I sat in the Giant Golden Boobie watching Mulk's team destroy Trailer Mulk's team for the second time in recent weeks I couldn't help reflect on the quote across the back of the Gold-Out...
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A Senior Moment
What happened to our favorite Aussie from Horsham? Really that's his hometown. I'm sure middle school kids delighted in yelling that as much as the BearMeat editorial board at our morning bull...
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Morning Rounds
I'm looking forward to FSN's Lady Bear coverage tomorrow. 11 am can be a difficult call time. I think the idea of abusing the Cyclones as well as the excuse to prepare my mimosa and waffle breakfast...
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吉娜的扣篮几乎出现在今天所有的美国电视新闻中
Oh Snapple!!! Red sent me this video a week ago via hallucinatory ghost waves (think Ghostbusters scene: Ray gets pants unzipped by ghost, almost orgasm, eventually and hopefully ghost-sex off camera)...
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AgricMeat: The North Korea of College Football
NOTE: The below post was originally published on 10/25/06.The Agriculturalists culture, despite being located in the second most populous state, surrounded by cities, universities, and cable, developed...
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The Brazos LulzBoat
At first we were likeThen they were likeBut then we were likeAnd now they are likeStupid, pudding head Agrics.
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